bolasepak

saya memg x minat bola sepak.tu dia muqadimah kali ini

entah ek. mase kecik kecik dulu kawan kawan lelaki slalu maen bola sepak tp saye x slalu join sebab saye x reti maen. jd saya slalu diejek kaki bangku mase kecik kecik. hmm kali terakhir saya maen bola sepak mungkin sewaktu tingkatan 2 (kali terakhir saya maen badminton mase saya darjah 6 dan kali pertama dan terakhir saya maen ping pong mase form 2, menunjukkan betapa saya malas nak bersukan)

tetapi bila dilihat, memg x de sape pun dalam ahli keluarga saya y minat bola apatah lg nak maen bola. jd x brape heran sngt r dibandingkan dgn ahli keluarga pak ngah dan pak su saya kat pasir gudang. jd secara genetiknya memg kami ahli keluarga x de pun gene bola ni

tp bile travel ke uk, mesti lah kawan kawan lelaki saya dr malaysia akan bertanya macam macam pasal bola sepak. ye r, tanah english premier league kat sini. dgan tertubuhnya berbagai bagai kelab bola sepak masyhur seperti manchaster united, chelsea, liverpool, arsenal dan sebagainye (jgan marah kalo nama pasukan bola sepak anda x tertera kat sini, saya memg x hafal pun sume) so pencinta pencinta bola sepak malaysia mesti r teringin nak tau camne rasenye masuk stadium stadium ternama ni kan. kalo saya balik malaysia nanti dan bercerita y saya pernah travel pergi newcastle, manchaster n liverpool, mesti ade org akan tanye, "ko pg x tgok bola kat stadium stadium tu?". paling koman pun mesti r saya kene cakap at least pernah jejakkan kaki kat stadium stadium ni alang alang saya pun dah ade kat uk ni.

so seminggu berjalan kat london n manchester, saya pun berpeluang pg melawat beberapa stadium bola sepak terkenal. kat london sempat pergi stamford bridge n kat manchaster sempat pg manchaster city n old trafford. saya join gak tour masuk stadium stadium ni. sekali seumur hidup cukup r kan. nak beli tiket tgok match mahal kot. 40+ pounds utk satu match. x denye saya nak habeskan duit tgok bola ni. x de pekdahnye bg saye. kat rumah ade astro sukan pun x penah bukak.

dan saya skrg dah ade hobi baru. mengumpul cenderamata dr stadium stadium ni. skrg ni saya mengumpul koleksi soft cushion i.e. bantal dr kelab kelab bola sepak ni. utk membuktikan kesahihannya, saya x cabut pun price tag lg.

patung alien tu saya beli dr manchaster city stadium sebab manchaster city stadium x jual bantal

yeay! nanti bile saya melawat lg mane mane stadium bola sepak, saya beli r bantal lg. biar penuh atas katil. sape nak kirim beli merchandise dr uk ni bolela contact contact saye ye. kalo rajin saya belikan

Vi-de-o

It is holidays! hooray!

I finally watched disaster movie. as the name suggested, it was a disaster. it is a parody kind of movie featuring high school musical, juno, ironman, batman, night at the museum, kung fu panda, alvin an the chipmunks and many more. they just trashed all 2007-2008 box office movie in that film.

yeah, its not really a good movie but somehow i found a couple of songs from the movie which i could say...quite nice considering this is a parody movie.

one of the song is from the high school musical clip. im not really a high school musical big fan but this one is not so bad. they even have the sing along clip like in the disney channel!

n this is the ending song from the movie. it is called 'date song', the singers tagged another singer by saying their date's name. there is another version of this song called the '"f" song'.

i like the amy winehouse part!

have u ever had a nightmare?

i dont remember the last time i had a nightmare. heck, i rarely remember my own dream. there is a biological (or psychological? hmm not quite sure) reason for that. everyone dont remember their own dream vividly unless the dream has a strong impact on us.



jgan percaya apa y saya cakap kat atas. total b**ls**t



i got a very scary nightmare just now. let me tell the story....(i dont remember where it starts, let me just start it from the middle)



Pada satu hari y saya x berapa pasti cerah ke x, saya tiber tiber aje ade kat rumah. di Malaysia. dan x semena mena, ade seorg wanita nak tgal kat rumah saya. dengan seorg budak kecil.

wanita tu memg tgal kat rumah kami x bayar sewa. keje pun x, tolg wat keje rumah pun x. tahunye makan dan tido saje. tp sejak kedatangan wanita tu ke rumah kami, pelbagai kes kes pelik telah terjadi di rumah kami.

saya ingat, ada satu malam di mana adik adik saya tgah tidur di bilik dapur y ade toilet (interior rumah saya dalam mimpi dgan y betul punye agak berbeza). tibe tibe adik saya no 3 pg ke ruang tamu dgan gaya muka emergency. saya pergi ke bilik mereka dan tgok ade darah keluar dr toilet. saya x tahu nak buat ape jd saya biarkan saja.

tp sejak dari hari tu berlakulah bnyk sesi pembunuhan di rumah saya tetapi tidak melibatkan ahli keluarga saya. org org y mati adalah org asing tp mayatnya kat rumah saya. memg bongok btul pembunuh tu, bunuh org kat rumah sendiri.

kami sampai ke kesimpulan, pembunuh ialah wanita asing y x malu duduk kat rumah kami tu. jd saya pun kejar die nak tangkap die. tibe tibe die naik kereta dgan 3 lg lelaki y x dikenali. anak die dah tertinggal kat mane ntah. dalam keheningan malam, saya tetap kejar pompuan tu dengan kelajuan kereta tersebut. tibe tibe kereta tersebut berhenti dan wanita asing tersebut terjatuh keluar dr kereta. die telah ditembak headshot oleh lelaki dlm kereta berkenaan. tanpa segan silu dan tanpa ade terfikir nak melarikan diri, lelaki lelaki dalam kereta tersebut keluar merakap wanita y dah mati tu. rupe rupenye mereka adalah polis....

saya sangkakan kes pembunuhan berhenti bile wanita tersebut mati. tp sangkaan saya meleset bile polis polis y membunuh wanita berkenaan mati satu persatu. anak wanita tersebut saya dah x tau dah kat mane die skrg. tp kami sekeluarga suspek pembunuh sebenar adalah budak tersebut. budak tersebut saya anggarkan adelah dalam 7 tahun. tiap tiap hari budak tu akan dtg dengan niat nak maen dgan keluarga kami tp kami x bg die masuk. dan budak tu akan dtg dgan kawan kawan die y lain. gangster gile budak tu.

pada satu hari, sedang saya duduk di beranda, budak tersebut ajak saya maen. saya x berapa pasti maen ape mungkin a kind of board game sebab saya sedang fokus tgok bawah mase maen game tersebut. mungkin saya kalah ketika maen game tersebut sebab akhirnya saya x puas hati n beredar begitu saja. seketika saya sedang menoleh ke belakang utk beredar, beberapa ketul batu jatuh di atas tmpt saya berada sebentar td. saya nampak muka budak tu seram dan x puas hati. dalam otak saya "budak ni nak bunuh aku!"

saya segera masuk ke rumah, mengunci pintu besi dan dengan air muka cuak memberitahu satu ahli keluarga y budak pembunuh tu nak bunuh kami sekeluarga satu persatu. dan saya bgtau ahli keluarga saya, cara pembunuhan die ialah dia mintak kita maen dgan die kemudian die bunuh kita. kejam x? macam chucky dalam citer childsplay

tibe tibe budak tu dan rakan rakan die mintak masukkan tgan dalam tingkap dan pintu keliling rumah. kami sekeluarga bergegas tutup tingkap dan pintu, mematahkan tgan tgan y x de insurans kat tingkap dan pintu rumah. tp budak budak ni ade power or something, tgan diorg x patah dan diorg boleh bukak pintu dan tingkap rumah kami dan serbu masuk rumah kami. mereka buat havoc dalam rumah kami. mase tu memg huru hara rumah kami. saya y bersenjatakan perfume dan lighter dengan sedaya upaya cuba membasmi budak budak tersebut dengan mem'fire' mereka satu persatu. tetapi mereka terlalu ramai. saya cuba cari budak pembunuh tersebut tetapi die terlalu pantas. dan dengan x semena mena saya bertukar senjata jd fire extinguisher...

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selepas itu, mimpi saya bertukar dan saya bangun tidur x lama kemudian. dengan kepala y sakit dan memori mimpi y pahit, saya terus tulis kejadian mimpi saya dalam blog. dah hbes tulis baru saya perasan y nightmare saya y menyeramkan tu bile ditulis dalam blog in reality, bunyinye sngt kelakar...

Kalaulah aku ade satu juta pound...

Kalaulah aku ade sejuta pound... kawan pasti kawan akan berharap pulak utk sepuluh juta, seratus juta mahupun 1 billion. hari ni kawan nak guna kata ganti diri saya.

kita manusia memg x de limit kemahuan kita. kita sentiasa mahukan sesuatu y baru selepas kita dah dapat apa y kita nak. n jarang sekali kita bersyukur dgan nikmat y telah kita dapat. kita sentiasa x puas dgan apa y kita ada. saya masih ingat akan handout economics y pn raha bg mase kat kyuem. mengenai wants and needs.

if a fairy godmother pops out and grant you 10 wishes, you will find that you have 10 more wishes you want from the fairy godmother!

sebelum dtg uk ni, saya pun ade menyimpan hasrat seperti rakan rakan y lain nak membeli iphone, ipod touch, psp, bike n seangkatan dengannya. tp hasrat saya lbey sket, saya berhajat utk beli clarinet. saya dah 3 tahun x maen clarinet, jd saya rindu nak maen clarinet. n clarinet ni selaku sejenis alat muzik memg mahal harganya. kalau kat malaysia tu y 2nd hand pun harga dalam rm800. nak beli y baru jenama yamaha memg x mampulah gamaknya bg org org y bekerja menanam anggur seperti saya ni.

motif tunjuk gambar buah anggur?

cut the crap


its been long since u guys heard anything from me. im not busy, just lazy to type blogger in the google search n sign in. nway news from me!! i just bought myself a clarinet that i wished for! jenama? yamaha ycl-250suk. syukur alhamdulillah... but need to remind myself, duit dah x bnyk so gotta be careful from now on.

yamaha ycl-250suk

mahal nih... 365 pounds. mampus r lpas ni makan bubur saje. Ya Allah, selamatkanlah hambamu ini dr sifat tamak haloba.



hoping that this purchase is not something that i will look back n regret.

2012, birthday and stranger

ape kaitan 3 perkataan kat atas ni? its only related to me at 14th november 2009.

yes for many of you who know, 14th november is my birthday. 9 days after bonfire night. it was a great day that day considering that i finally turned 20. oh God... i feel so old... also my first birthday celebration at bristol, weepee!

the day was started with usrah. dush, terus hilang hasrat nak celebrate birthday kat pub. pg tu sambil usrah sambil breakfast. tajuk usrah ialah mengenai ayat kursi, ayat 1000 dinar n doa sebelum belajar. peringatan buat kita semua, sebab sejak smpi uk ni kawan pun slalu lupe nak bace doa bile masuk lecture hall. insyaAllah ilmu y diterima tu berkat :)

n then as planned i treated myself with a ticket to cinema to watch 2012. i was accompanied by hanif as the others were pretty much busy. i dont really feel like to watch 2012 but since it was my birthday i dont want to be stuck in my bedroom all day either. tgok je r walopun the day before many people has put just average comments for the movie.

i was thinking of posting 2012 review but i dont really have time for it. keje biochem x siap lg ni!

but overall i can say it just okay. so-so. dah bnyk dah movie pasal doomsday ni, nothing really special bout this one except that this time humans escape by using huge arks. kalo ade manusia terlepas tu bukan doomsday namenye tu btol x? doomsday sebenar ataupun hari kiamat to put it in a proper word, semuanye pasti mati. malaikat pun mati. lgpun movie ni actionnye agak lmbt tibe. the first 30 minutes was really boring. dah la cinema tmpt kawan tgok movie ni advertisement die 30 minit, tmbh lg 30 minutes scene scene sangap.

after finished watching the movie i was so exhausted. i went back to my room and slept like a log. tibe tibe dalam pukul 8 tu, hanif kejutkan ajak makan. konon ajak makan...

mase kawan bukak pintu kitchen tu, kitchen gelap n everyone sang birthday song. haha how sweet of them. malu la plak. nway this is the recorded event that night. thanks la korg buat surprise y sbnrnye x bape surprise sngt. i know u guys know my birthday :P

interesting part:

ok tolak tepi birthday celebration. malam tu kawan pun tido ngan nyenyaknye. tibe tibe dalam pukul 6.00 pg tu ade org ketuk pintu bilik n bukak pintu bilik. someone i dont know, stranger...

stranger: hello. err sorry... i think i left my jacket here

i woke up and stared at that strange silhouette. it was dark so i cannot see who that person was. and i barely just awake without my glass on. but i know he is a stranger. mat salleh.

mat salleh tu tgok tgok kejap bilik kawan n suddenly it struck him. maybe he just realised that this is not the room he was looking for.

stranger: ohh sorry. err good night.

huh, sah mabuk. i got up from my bed and locked my door. the stranger then continue to knock every other doors in my flat until someone finally let him know that he is in a wrong place.



but the point is, omg how danger it was. someone i dont know just invaded my room when i was still asleep at 6.00. he could be a robber, rapist or killer but dont even think about it. the good part is, the stranger helped me wake up for subuh prayer, hehe. btollah tu setiap y terjadi ade hikmahnye

menurut keterangan bersaksi dari hanif, mat salleh tu mungkin mabuk lepas party God know where n then he slept on our couch in kitchen. mat salleh tu mungkin mabuk n sesat masuk flat kitorg y x berkunci. n then when he wake up, with his fuzzy mind he thought our flat is his friend's flat. he ended up borrowing jeans from my flatmate because he only wore boxer and shirt at that time. mane r pg pakaian die sume. gile btol. x pe r, smoge kejadian ini jd pengajaran buat die supaya x berparty hardcore lg.


ok, better put full stop now. homework homework homework...

when medics gone wild

siape kate kalo amek medic kene jadik nerd? sape kate budak budak medic x de life? sape kate medics ni boring?


....



well, the subjects (some of it) might be, but the students certainly are not!

dkat bristol (n im sure in many other unis too) medics have their own societies. like medics music society, medics rugby, medics swimming n medics adventurous activities society to name some of them. but in bristol, the main society for medicine students in here is galenicals. one important phrase in galenicals is " medics cannot be all study and no fun!"

case 1:

sebenarnye salah satu keje galenicals ni ialah buat party merata rata tempat. to be a member u have to pay 44 pounds n dats y i didnt join. hellooo? 44 pounds fees for something i dont need. right now, the galenicals is choosing first year representatives n 3 people r running for the election ( actually 2 because there r 2 girls running for the post together). n i like the girls manifesto.

"We are both VERY understanding of medics’ needs to let off steam and we think that we would be perfect promoters of general medic banter. Our (partying) attendance since arriving is basically 100% and we now feel ready to share our love of the Bristol nightlife with others in our year!!"

mantap kan! i dont know if their lectures attendance is exactly 100% as their partying attendance but u go girls! dispel the belief that medics have no life!

case 2:

it was monday afternoon, every 1st year medics are in lecture hall waiting for anatomy lecturer to come. 15 minutes have passed and it was definite that the lecturer would not come. so what do u guys think the medics do? just sit quietly n revise the previous lectures notes? pack their bags n went to library? no

instead, diorg (not including me) maen baling baling kapal terbang kertas kat dalam lecture hall tu. perang kertas antara row depan lecture hall ngan row belakang lecture hall. they also make notes in the papers before throw them off.

"freddie and pete are gay, call this no. for service"

case 3:

we had a biochem lecture n the lecturer was scribbling something on the sliding whiteboard. do u guys know what is sliding whiteboard? it is actually consists of 2 whiteboards with 1 whiteboard at the back of the other one. u can slide the front whiteboard upwards to write on the behind whiteboard. i call it sliding whiteboard because u can slide the whiteboards upward n downward, i dont really know what the real name is.

ok back to my story, the lecturer was writing something on the front whiteboard. when she raise the front whiteboard, the back whiteboard were exposed with a diagram n a word. i dont remember what the word was but the diagram, or to be exact, the drawing is....




...a penis.

me want a boot! me want a superdry!

its getting colder n colder in here. i wore 3 layers of clothes today but still not enough to warm me up all the way from music practice room to my flat. today, temperature dropped to 4 degrees. tomorrow will be worse, rain n minimum temperature at 1. and i know if i think this is bad enough i am wrong! in winter, temperature will go to negative! how many layers of clothes do i need to accommodate sub zero strong wind? (tekan kalkulator...)

so kawan rancang nak beli jaket jaket winter y baru. i planned to go to primark tomorrow. memburu baju baju murah di sana. i love primark! baju baju kat sana sungguh murah. tu hari kawan beli 2 pasang cotton gloves and 1 windbreaker and i only have to pay 3.50 pounds for all that!

primark kat bristol. primark kat bristol 3 tingkat uollzzz. tu hari afi ckp primark kat exeter tu sebesar 1/4 je dari primark bristol

but today i visited a superdry store just to look around. i like superdry too, the jackets are stylish! tp superdry sngt mahal. paling murah td jaket y kawan tgok 49.99 pounds. can u see the difference in price between primark n superdry?

maybe i need new shoes n thicker socks. i would like to wear winter boots like the ladies always wear now. i dont know what fabric the boots come from but they seem comfy n warm. my adidas sportshoes is killing me! but if i wore those fluffy lady's shoes, i will be women's no. 1 enemy! atas sebab cemburu (matila perasan)

isnt it looks warm to feet? knape lelaki x pakai but but camni ek?

p/s: winter coming, longer night, study sleep more